All men must die, but we are not men.

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

“leave me alone”

I found the dumbest fucking person on this website guys

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate how “netflix and chill” is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you 

hogwarts-is-frozen

disney x harry potter is very important to me

still not over how perfect the sorting is

definitely loving the last one

this blew my mind

Literally one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen😂

🍕🔥🍕🔥🍕

Fucking dead

that feel when your teacher is in line behind you in starbucks when you’re supposed to be in their class right now

update: he didn’t actually want to buy anything. he just wanted to follow me to class.

showed up to class 15 minutes late with starbucks and the teacher

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

It’s called Karma, Paul.

I needed this laugh.

The way we perceive time and history is so weird I get so tripped out when I think about how Cleopatra lived closer tot he iPhone being invented than she did to the Great Pyramids being built. Or how Stonehenge would have already been ruins when Jesus walked the earth or how Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire or how Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year like man this it’s all so crazy