chudville resident

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

freeze frame. yeah, thats me. you might be wondering if thats me. yeah its me. ok thanks. unfreezes frame

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim