the satin throne

blogging with my nuts out

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

from strangers to peeing on eachother

didn't take any good ren fair pictures today :(

i was too busy having fun

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

shirt that says I Can Be Trusted Around Other Sluts

& panties that say I Lied

This is really really really really good

if you suck on her tits hard enough she'll lactate eventually. i promise. you just have to keep trying.