love is something you do with your teeth

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

kid brother who is almost in tears while jerking off with his face buried in a shirt he stole from his big sister's laundry because she's on a date

The problem is that so many girls have free will and I really can’t trust them with it. Something has to be done

It’s fine except sometimes they think of things that aren’t me

if you don't feel honor-bound to make your little sister cum her brains out everyday to the point that she's addicted to your touch and that not doing so would be an affront to your honor then get well soon bitch

do you even know how much work goes in to keeping this basement appropriately creepy and disgusting? thats not rust on those pipes, i painted that. i cant have rusty pipes. i use those to shower. those are actually fancy rats, too, the wild ones are too good at hiding. and frankly good handcuffs are wayyy more expensive than the pink fuzzy kind. the filing cabinet is real, though. dont go in there. i need those paystubs to do taxes.

*gently squeezes your neck while making out with you to test what kind of person you are*

[spoken with my hands on your body while ignoring your attempts to remove them] you know, 'inappropriately' is kind of a classic way to touch someone, if you really think about it.

hatesex sounds fucking awesome. unfortunately though i don't want to fuck any of the people i hate because i hate them