love is something you do with your teeth

good pussy will have u following her backup blog

You're so cute when you're this high *unzips pants and spreads your legs*

Kidnapping but the duct tape I’m using is pink and glittery and I’ve put a rose-scented air freshener in the trunk and there’s little cut-out paper hearts in there and a card that says “be my valentine? y/y”

it could be romantic if we just mixed our blood together

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

is she uppiesbait or are you just a sick fuck that can't stop thinking about cuddling girls huh have you considered this

really fun evil trick to play on girls who don't speak with the accent they grew up around is to just start talking with that accent really subtly and slowly dial up the intensity and usually the poor girl won't even notice that shes talking like that too

bottom with tears in their eyes who's visibly holding themselves back from saying i love you way, way too early

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

2027 has to be the year that the lesbian community starts trying to get over lesbian sheep syndrome, because if I have to hear about another lesbian becoming deeply jealous over their friend-crush of multiple years whom they have never made a move on starting to talk about other people who actually actively want and make moves for them, or god forbid, hear about another genuinely fully adult lesbian try to have their friend ask girl(s) out for them, i may just need to become dyke joker

2027 has to be the year that the lesbian community starts trying to get over lesbian sheep syndrome, because if I have to hear about another lesbian becoming deeply jealous over their friend-crush of multiple years whom they have never made a move on starting to talk about other people who actually actively want and make moves for them, or god forbid, hear about another genuinely fully adult lesbian try to have their friend ask girl(s) out for them, i may just need to become dyke joker

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

"i hate you more than i've ever hated anyone ever and i hope you get in a horrific car crash and die in the hospital after a week of hopeless struggling" can be a beautiful romantic confession for those with discerning tastes