love is something you do with your teeth

hatesex sounds fucking awesome. unfortunately though i don't want to fuck any of the people i hate because i hate them

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

Cute socks are a type of lingerie

Edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “I love you”

I love getting older. I’m hotter, more confident, more intelligent. Ageism is a dirty trap. Don’t get caught in it.

getting a fat girl comfortable enough to ride your face is how you get into heaven

if you're bored we could spend a little while swirling our tongues around each other until yours tastes like mine and mine tastes like yours. just saying.

cnc is hot bc its literally romantic. you literally get to plan a surprise party where the surprise is rough sex. there's props and a set. its like playing mermaids. when I say I want to stuff a girl in the back of my car and move her to a secondary location to ruin all her holes I say that I love her and want her to have so much fun. it's literally fun

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

the daily humiliation ritual of allowing your heart to remain open <3

i knowww you really wanted to do cute level up maiden play buuuut you know what'd look really cute? you impaled on my sword, motionless, the light fading from your eyes as the life leaves your body. and the level up screen appearing way faster because of it.