love is something you do with your teeth

tell fat people they’re hot! tell fat people they look good! tell fat people they’re sexy! stop desexualizing fat people by solely calling them cute/cuddly/soft/a teddy bear etc.

fat people just look better in bondage this is simply a fact. what’s the point of doing all that rope work if it’s just gonna lay flat against someone’s bony flesh? just like a bundle of sticks and some twine over here. honk shoo booooring

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

need a pretty boy to eat me out while i’m holding him on a leash

Woke little sister, flushed and in between heavy breaths: "we should be doing this. It's perfectly fine. Incest taboos are based in eugenics."

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

I am kinda always thinking shit like "thus I am asserting that you are the kind of thing that is pet and I am the kind of thing that pets you" or "if I pet it good enough it'll melt in my arms and become mine forever" while I pet someone. I think to some ppl "pets you" is kind of neutral action but not to me. I'm going to win at pets and you're going to become mine forever because of it. I spend a normal amount of time thinking about this.

Girlies I'm gonna be honest why are we putting hrt start dates in our bios. That is not info u gotta share with the public. That is medical info. That is confidential medical information.

No, it is not too much to ask for. You're asking the wrong person.

one of the hardest but most necessary things ever is realizing when ur being a dick or being really reactive to smth you shouldnt or being kinda toxic/guilt trippy/passive aggressive and youve gotta be able to take a step back and recognize that ur feeling that and why and then try to counter it intentionally by remembering that your behavior probably isn't helping the situation & the other people around you dont deserve that. this is hard but it is something u can do, please practice it