The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous


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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
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The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

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Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.
stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)
Custom Kanto Gameboys made by Zoki64
Matt during the Muse By Request gig in La Cigale, Paris, France on Feb. 24, 2018

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A Two-Year-Oldās Solution to the Trolley Problem
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Philosophy: Solved
Iāve never laughed so hardĀ
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
This is what Iād call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.
this was done well
(images via @milkmilk_hello)

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come hang out on twitter where iām giving a free art history seminar entitled āWho Is Relatable?ā
1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us
3) mostly mined with slave labor
4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we donāt even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years
5) They arenāt actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.Ā
Pro tip from a former Jaredās salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. Theyāre lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like⦠$30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that theyāll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.Ā
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennialās engagement ring.Ā
THANK YOU EX-JAREDāS BASED GOD.Ā
The best graduation shoot ever!
OH MY GOD
which lush bath bomb is this
PETA Is A Joke
Iām sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:
And that isnāt some ābest caseā scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:
This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you canāt see his legs or face? Thatās not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.
So yeah, fuck PETA, buy woolā¦and while youāre at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.
After Shrek was sheared:
HES SMILING
I legitimately teared up at this

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i fucking hate Tyler Oakley but i laughed so hard at this gifset
goddamnit
thanks friend