don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

Please stop he is drowning…..

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

and you know what? sometimes the glee version IS better than the original.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea