i want to breathe quietly again

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

snivels pathetically... i miss when spotify like song button was a heart.....

Okay okay we all know Johnny cash did his cover of Hurt and we were all like “ok he owns that now” but I watched the music video he made and I’m like “oh he OWNS it owns it”

It’s totally wild to me because most people agree that Trent Reznor is a master of his craft and Hurt is considered one of NIN’s best songs. Imagine having this great hit and 8 years later a musical legend who hasn’t done anything great in a long time and is ostensibly dying takes your song and fucking. Just fucking obliterates you

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Rat Poison

literally never been so tempted to blaze a post