what if i spent years preparing the bit, what then?

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

Good rule of thumb is the more people of different backgrounds you know, the harder it becomes to dehumanize them, so its a really good thing to meet people from different backgrounds, and anyone telling you that people from x culture or y country you really shouldnt interact with probably dont have your best interest in mind

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

This. All of this.

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

They/them o!Tubbo in the way that they're a literal hivemind of bees and using a singular pronoun would be insulting

Excuse me what the actual fuck do you mean 500k and still unfinished that's fucking crazy what sort of absolute maniac wrote this /pos

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

They/them o!Tubbo in the way that they're a literal hivemind of bees and using a singular pronoun would be insulting

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

double fisting chocolate gelato and cut up strawberries rn

[VD: an Instagram reel of a Black woman styling her hair. She starts by taking off a pink bonnet, revealing her dyed 4c hair in a bun on top of her head. She smiles and creates the first transition by holding a black hairbrush in front of the camera. After the transition, we can see her hair styled in an L shape. The woman sings along to the words "L is for the way you look at me." "Look at me" appears in white text using the L in her hair as a starting point. The next transition is being created by the woman moving her arm across her face. She can then be seen in an afro, singing along to the line "O is for the only one I see." The lyrics "Only one I see" once again appear in white text, using her afro as the O. Putting a hand up to the camera, the next scene then shows the woman with two thick twists styled in a V shape on top of her head. She continues to sing "V is very very extraordinary", which also appears in white letters using her hair as a V. After another transition using her hand, the woman has three twists styled on the side of her head in an E shape. The lyrics continue "E is even more than anyone that you can.", using the E inside her hair as a starting point. The last transition shows the woman in a heart shaped afro. The lyrics continue "Love is all that I can give to you." The creator is smiling behind a red heart emoji in the middle of the screen. /End VD]

im so hungry i could eat a dinner