i did not. have. a queerplatonic relationship. with. that. woman.

every "literally" i use and overuse is in dedication to high school girl bullies from american media. important to note

cats are the best species of animal because they have their own version of weed

"I'm gonna join the military and reform it from the inside" no you aren't. there aren't enough words in the english language to explain just how much you won't be able to do that

update: spoke with my bank and they were able to remove $8 off each overdraft charge

baby tonight you look like a million gecs

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

make a cake to find out what you are missing in life

HOLY SHIT

it’s your own fault if you allow tumblr dot gov to like, taint words like “yearning” for you to the point where you basically develop a “cringe”-based aversion to all expressions of love and tenderness. that’s also a very very funny problem to have and maybe you can get it named after you if you act quick enough

20/40 ty!

Minnesota is breaking treaties with Anishinaabe bands and building a pipeline

Are there going to be protests thus bail funds etc or something else that will help like calling offices etc?

they have to take the whole door out which is going to cost $420 out of pocket which jacion doesn’t have, please share and donate this is urgent