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You want me to turn on automatic software updates? The thing that made Murderbot commit mass murder?

she think on my therefore til i am

hate it when you want to stop playing videos game but the stupid little videos game challenge says 499/500 scrungles plonked because i absolutely HAVE to plonk that last scrungle before i stop playing videos game and it drives me NUTS

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

Bro, don't front with me. I can hear your leitmotif

wondering now if they pay Hei per kilowatt hour or just per kill 🤔