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it's so funny seeing everyone still posting about the shitty update when they reversed it like forty minutes ago. come out of your basements the tornado has passed it's so sunny up here and bright

[gently, as though talking to a frightened stray] look. only one set of notes

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything

op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)

I MEANT 2015

playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push

"WHERE IS GABRIEL, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM" is a really funny line. The Powers know V1 and Gabriel fought and they know Gabriel went rogue and publicly executed the government, so they assume (correctly) that the latter is V1's fault, but the way they say it makes it seem like they think machines are endowed with some kind of corruptive sorcery when the reality is just that V1ussy hits different. The first one doesn't even give V1 the opportunity to answer before attacking. Gabe is chilling down in Treachery like "I can't wait to do erotic violence with the machine one last time" and his flock of angelic ducklings are desperately trying to stop their dad from getting laid (out)

you start to listen to mcr and suddenly those campy skeleton fingerless gloves start speaking to you like the green goblin mask

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death