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People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

could you lie

it's a constant war between wanting to overshare or never speaking again

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information