Don't love you yet but probably will

shane’s out with his teammates after a game and ilya says “send pics” and shane says “No I’m at the bar with the guys” and ilya says “so go to the bathroom and send me a pic” and shane says “No.” and ilya says “fine i’ll find something else to jerk off to” and shane says “Give me two minutes.”

I want to see The Shane Motherfucking Hollander crash out, I want to see him yell and throw shit and break stuff and I want to see him coldly furious and terrifying and I want to see him finally break down and cry into his husband's shoulder and then I want to see him pick himself up, get his shit the fuck together, and lay waste to anyone who stands in his path to the 7 Stanley Cups like he secretly decided he had to win

manifesting Crazy Shane getting mean and gay in Unrivaled

sorry i think ilya uses baby voice to talk to shane sometimes. he’s so overwhelmed with cuteness aggression he has to grab shane’s cheek with his hand squishy it and be like “aren’t you the babiest baby to ever baby?” “my beautiful shanebug” and shane’s like pretending to be annoyed “ilya im a grown man” and ilya’s like “still *kiss* my *kiss* baby”

ilya texting shane stickers of his nudes to get out of an arguement

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

no please dont force me to make any decisions i’ll die