Don't love you yet but probably will

I love you or as Shane Hollander would say:

Do you think Shane ever comes home with Ilya from a long day of practice and his brain is a little scrambled because it's full of plays and strategy and how to tighten up their passes. So when Ilya hands him a ginger ale and says he's going to order in something for dinner, Shane's like, "Sounds good. Thanks, bro." And then as he realises what he's said, he's like, "Shit, I mean—"

Ilya lets it go after a few days. Or so Shane thinks.

shane jerkoff scene post-s1: repeated edging, humping the bed while recording audio of his pathetic desperate little whimpers and pretty begging to send to ilya, "fuck ilya please, god i love you so much, need you here to hold me down and fuck me, fucking miss you," pillow and sheets both get a little wet

I think another thing people don't take into consideration re:TLG Shane and his Journey™️ with the closet is that yes, his team was kinda terrible and it could've been avoided if he changed teams before (not that it sounds easy at all lmao) but. Also. Crowell, who happens to be his boss, the literal League Commissioner, has been nagging at him for a while, scheduling random meetings more than once just to not-so-very gently shove him into the closet under the threat of whatever retaliation.

after seeing a rumor on twitter the raiders discuss the age old question: is he gay or european?