Pearl

Oh wow. I didn’t know I needed to hear this.

The fact there’s no music playing sells the scene honestly

why is that just funnier the longer I think about it

I’m too bi for this ad

bi-swordsual

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.

Swordplay is foreplay

…Swords have ads?????

is this ad selling… bisexuality? swords? underpants? Don’t tell me, I want to believe it’s all of the above.

Wait for it…

😊

This is so cute

The 13th amendment in no way outlawed slavery. It just redefined how it is to be done

we need to crop the date off this image so we can keep using it for the next six years like the onion mass shooting headline

@adaptive–manipulator

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

We going to skip how white people trying to be black? Again?

are you on fucking crack?