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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

his namE IS BOOF???

Article for context: Monument to Human Chain Rescue Unveiled in Almaty

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

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phineas and ferb heritage post

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steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

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I choose to believe this is the post that defeated the curse

[Image one: A cheetah leaning its head back and staring, intrigued. Image two: Tags by lostinlife321 reading, "im sorry but im cackling at the thought of telling a cat "hey whats in your mouth?" and having to chase The Fastest Land Mammal On Earth".]