Atsumu was weeping in the locker room while Suna and Osamu were almost out of oxygen and on the verge of throwing up due to laughing so hard.

Appearntly, Atsumu had a massive tear in his shorts, he ripped them while practicing and the guys kept quiet about it because they wanted to see how long it'll take him to finally notice, he didn't .

And they kinda forgot about it, till they saw him wandering outside the gym, students eyeing atsumu's bum as if it was one of the ancients wonders of the world, and his arrogant ass thought people were admiring him so he just kept his nose in the air while walking around, thinking people were admiring his "massive aura and charismatic presence topped with a lethal face card" as he likes to call himself.

Osamu kept quiet bacuse atsumu was being a jerk to him earlier and he wanted to see him get humbled, while Suna wouldn't let this go without documenting it for blackmailing later.

Atsumu kept wandering, talked to friends/fans, bent down several times flashing everyone, and even had the audacity to say "I know, hun" when some shy girl tried to warn him indirectly that "there's something about him that's attracting everyone's attention"

But the absolutely worst part was when he tried to impress the beautiful and popular senior who just kept making snarky comments about him along with her friends and laughing, and he believed that he's "earning the favor of the ladies".

Only 1 hour of socializing later that he finally went back to the locker room to change and realized that it wasn't his charm that attracted attention, but his cheeks hanging out of his shorts and he was on verge of tears, but then Suna and Osamu showing him a whole documentary of his cheeks spotted in the wild was his breaking point. He started crying loudly, blaming them incoherently between violent sobs for letting him go around like this and they almost felt bad for him but it was still hilarious. Kita had to actually intervene later to make them make up, but Atsumu's humiliation didn't really go he just learnt to deal with it.

Also did I mention that he was wearing boxers with his face printed on it that Osamu has gifted him as a joke, and unfortunately they were the only pair available on that day? Yeah not even a statement from the government is going to save him from the sick narcissistic allegations.

Hello guys! So this is my first post, those were some headcanons I wrote randomly in my best friend's chat back in 2021 and I decided to post them now! Obv I know nothing about mafia LMAO so I'm sorry if anything doesn't make sense. Hope you enjoy them!

Disclaimer: I don't own the art or any of the characters. ctto.

I have a bit of social anxiety when it comes to social media, but I really want to revive the haikyuu Fandom because I refuse to let it die - I mean as long as I'm not dead myself -

Do y'all wish for more haikyuu content? Especially headcanons and fanfics, Because I'm thinking about starting publishing some works I've written privately.