The Title of My Tumbl

This whole speech/scene is amazing.

no house

just avocado

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

hozier just casually drops “be like the love that discovered sin” in a song like that’s not the rawest fucking thing ever

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

THE LADY

THE LADY