Anything You Love Requires Patience

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

Yall asking "Why do you still have a Chikorita by the 3rd gym" as if the bug and flying type gyms preceeding whitney weren't traumatizing enough for my baby girl 🙄

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

One man's "you are asking for too much" is another man's "is that all?".

I’m not sure if i want to fuck him or kill him

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

or the Bone Pharoh

90% of the time it’s money

10% of the time it’s the bone pharoh

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish