Evergrowing ennui

have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list

Smurfs dni

everyone shut the fuck up this is the only funny addition to this post

exactly three shots for exactly three engraved bullets is crazy I have not seen this kind of methodical loathing since shinzo abe got murked with the contraption

Absolutely amazing how AO3 is a part of the internet that doesn't sneak in any ads and doesn't have an algorithm and doesn't watch you or record how much time you spend looking at each fic or whatever. It's just right there to use for free. Legend

The internet was like this. This was the normal.

Call my cock The Plot the way it thickens.

Call my cock The Fear of God the way I put it in you.

Is this anything.

there’s this thing called “nouns” and me and the fags? we’ve gone pro

There will be nothing left of your pussy. Mommy is going to fucking kill your stupid ass

was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

Something I wish we could have gotten. Hunter & Raine interaction.