Wonderland

normally I accuse twitter of only bring capable of pulling discourse from tumblr two years later but “himbo is ableist” is possibly the first fully original take twitter has produced all on its own and it’s as magnificent as I’d hoped for

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

i might try my hand at changing the things I cannot accept. 

Figure I might fuck around and gain the wisdom to know the difference

animal crossing isnt a “social simulation game”. splatoon isnt a “”third-person shooter””. you fools. theyre dress-up games first and foremost

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

You were meant to be here. The universe worked for billions of years to create you. Whole stars lived and died for you to exist. They sacrificed themselves so that you could rise from their ashes. Their dust is in your bones, their light in your thoughts. You see beauty where they could only shine. You feel warmth where they could only burn. What a miracle you are, you living, breathing thing. You have a place in this universe. You were meant to see, to feel, to know, to love. You were meant to be here. 

cock and penis are not the same thing the fact that you are even implying this makes me want to kick you in the head or punch you in the head/gouge your eye Or even slam your throat with a powerful strike

why would u try to flex on tumblr.. thats like trying to act normal in the psych ward . u are here for the same reason as the rest of us idiot. brain damage

Let’s bring this back

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods

harry potter post avoider 9000

*glows pink in the night in my room*

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

Perfect way to describe Ross