eats plastic cutely

last day at my job today and the partner said i'm not getting paid a bonus because i didn't work past 1 july. one day. crazy

new job tomorrow better be good

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

every video game should have an option to disable men completely like just erase them or even better replace them with women

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

I like how every leader of the UK resigns in disgrace and humiliation now

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly