pbtreaty

I’d enjoy some four person “tennis” in “Antarctica”, if you’ll pardon the doubles on tundra

Can I shoot you in the chest?

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

your honor my client should be at the club

i know what you’re thinking. ‘thank god this tumblr user isn’t an actual licensed attorney’. well bad news kids

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

jenny holzer: the rollercoaster experience

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

new york city is kind of like wii sports resort

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me