pbtreaty

He's just shy 😑🤭

coquettish

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they gave their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason