All the Payday Confessions

Considering all the shit that happens to Twitch (escape, watchdogs etc.) I think the 200 bil. deduction for when you go infamous pays off his medical bills; or it goes straight to Bain Either one

Sydney is so pretty. Like I just love her so much.

I think it's really hot that you can see panty lines on Clover's character model

A friend of mine says the edgiest shit when getting mad at PD2. It's weird. Doesn't scare me that much, but it's just weird. Then again, we haven't played PD2 in a while. I think that's due to me getting a bit bored of the game and him refusing to do stealth.

Whenever Sokol says "Cloaker smoker" I can only imagine him smoking a Cloaker like a blunt

Whenever I'm playing Hoxton Breakout Day 2, I have any painting I find off of the wall, and even actively seek them out. I can't have a clear conscience without them all being broken.

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i was playing undercover on dw and said "shields are dicks" because i got downed by two of those fuckers running down a narrow-ass hallway. almost immediately after i said that, my game (and computer) crashed. did i offend the game? is the game secretly a shield?

I once got so pissed at a pubby because of Shadow Raid being failed so much, that I threatened to shove Sokol's hockey stick up their ass

Sometimes when a player is down I don't feel like reviving them. And I have inspire aced. Oops.

I ship the hell out of Hoxton and Wolf, and everytime I hear Hoxton calling him 'Wolfy'or Wolf making nicknames for Hox, I DON'T FANGIRL. I AGGRESSIVELY FANGIRL

I really want to play other heisters like hox or jimmy but I cant bring myself to not play jacket

My gf plays Sydney and has a bad habit of getting stuck on literally everything; slot machines, statues, pool tables, BFD, printers... you name it. It's become habit to take the rocket launcher with me - even on heists where it's not viable - just to shoot her with it and get her unstuck.

I like to think Sokol and Wick would have a conversation in Russian

I like to think that Cloakers would drop kick their Dozer and Taser comrades for fun whenever there wasn't anything to do.

Me and my friends have an inside joke about how we worship alesso and how he's a god among men because of how abundant that advertisement is.

Because of hoxton, I constanly say "Wanker" and "Fucking Twat" I also like quoting him.