#taser

So what about Kobra? Who is he when the lights are low and its just you two out on the dunes...?

cw: overstimulation, Kobra is a simp, body worship, reader is gender neutral, taser play, nipple play, sex toys, oh my!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After Kobra's done with you, you're in serious need of affection. He's always sure to cool you down with some good lovin'. Gentle kisses peppering your face and head, hands running through your hair and pulling you into tight embraces while he tells you how good you did, massages on your shoulders to get out the knots formed by positions he bent you in. There isn't much running water, or water at all, but if there's enough to go around he'll set up a special pseudo-bath to clean you up.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

By god, he cannot choose just one. Asking him to is like asking him to stop the spin of the planet. He absolutely adores every part of your body- your hips, your ass, your arms, your face- and he makes it known. During sex he’ll sing praises about your body as he works his hands up and down it, hard cock flush against your skin. He grabs and paws at you, and you swear you’ve seen his mouth water looking at you. Oh, and his head? Impeccable. Only the best for the hottest person in the zones.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's a bit picky with cum. He doesn't necessarily enjoy touching it or feeling it on his hands, but he loves emptying his balls in a nice, warm spot- like inside your mouth or your core. Sometimes he'll paint your face with it, but that's relatively rare. He's a man more focused on the main course.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He is a sucker for nipple play. Specifically, his nipples. They're so sensitive that he just cant resist fantasizing about what it'd be like for them to be stimulated while he's buried to the hilt inside of you, or while you're moaning out his name as he tortures you with a vibrator pressed firmly to your sex. He wants them licked, bitten, shocked, and is just a little too proud to ever say anything about it. A guy can dream.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He is absolutely gifted with his hands- mostly because his long, slender fingers have been trained through all the tinkering he does on gadgets out in the zones. It's especially obvious when he deftly works you to your climax with nothing but his hand. Otherwise, his sexual experience is all a result of his relationship with you. Before you, he wasn't very good at anything. He'd always been a freak though, you can't train that. But, god, he's good at what he does.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Honestly, all of them. Kobra is nothing if not indecisive about this specifically. He'll flip and flop you around the whole time you're fucking, and somehow keep it sexy. He's a big fan of the mating press- being able to keep his eyes locked onto yours while he drills into you, pressing a vibrator to your nipples or your sweet spots or hovering a dildo above your mouth to fuck it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's mostly serious. He sorta approaches sex with you like a scientist approaching an experiment or an artist approaching their most darling painting. The only time he really breaks character is when he's afraid he's accidentally hurt you. Kobra immediately switches into a goofy, loving, true self persona- checking up on you to make sure everything's okay, asking if you want to stop. Once you dismiss his concerns, he switches right back. He's a method actor, okay?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it very clean down there, just how he keeps everything else. Kobra is a little tiny bit of a neat freak. His short brown hair is well groomed- as well groomed as it can be out here- and is shaved regularly. He loves a good bush though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Kobra is the most devout member of your religion. Every time you fuck he is singing praises to the highest of powers about every single inch of your skin- from your head to your toes- he absolutely worships your body. He peppers kisses up and down your form, gropes and grabs you, hell, his eyes are fused to you. Everything is romantic with Kobra, even the electricity he charges you with for fun.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He's got a real good imagination in that head up there, so whenever he's feeling a bit cramped in his pants, he can just picture you writing under his touch to get off. He does it pretty regularly, too. Once or twice every few days. He doesn't like touching his own cum, so he tries to keep it short and sweet, but he loves touching himself to the thought of you drunk on dick and pulses of pleasure.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Kobra loves a good power play. You’re almost always the sub. He incorporates a lot of other kinks and tricks into his power fantasies- he ties you up, he uses you as a cock warmer while he teases your sensitive bits, he marks your neck up. Anything he can do to fully drink in the lines of your body, he does. A little kink to help is perfect with him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Given the almost ritualistic nature of Kobra’s sex habits, it’s no surprise that he really only likes to fuck in the diner. In the car there’s not enough space, out in the zones there’s either never enough time or he doubts the actual safety of everything. But the back room of the diner? Absolutely perfect. Enough space, no prying eyes, and excellent acoustics.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Well, there's your body, which he absolutely can't get enough of- where it jiggles, where your muscles tense up, where your soft skin reddens where he slaps it. There's also his innate desire to get you off and ruin you which gets him going. You'd think his life work was to see just how many orgasms you can have in as little amount of time as possible- overstimulation be damned! He chases the high of drinking in your high.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Kobra does not like choking. At all. It gives him the creeps. He just can't get behind the idea of crushing your windpipe or making you dizzy from anything else but overwhelming, crushing waves of pleasure. This is the same guy who's okay shocking you with a taser. He views the two completely differently. As pathetic as it is, he doesn't like when you try to dominate him either. It doesn't turn him all the way off, but it does frustrate him a little bit. Which, in turn, works him up to play even more.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's not that big of a fan of receiving. By all means, he is a giver through and through. He can eat you/suck you forever if he had the chance. Kobra would suck your soul out. He knows just how to work his thick tongue against your sex in a way that reaches into your body and pulls the orgasm from you. He can't resist giving the person of his dreams hot, sloppy head as a thank you for being alive.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He takes it slow- not because he doesn’t like it fast, but because it’s more fun this way. He takes his time working you up to climax time after time, swapping between his hands, his mouth, toys, and his cock. He’s not one to settle on just one, he has to have it all. Call it selfish if you want. You’ll be here for a while.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t do quickies. Ever. He actually kind of hates the concept in its entirety. He likes to fuck you for as long as possible, trying to see how many orgasms he can rip from your body. By the time it’s over you’ll have screamed your voice raw and your whole body will be shaking like you’d been zapped, but to hear Kobra’s words of praise each and every time you cum makes it all worth it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Kobra always has some kind of new gadget or toy to fuck you with. It’s not a risk, per se, but it’s something new he throws in. He’s got salvaged vibrators, a sex swing fashioned from wasted materials, and a taser he lowered the volts on to punish you and get himself off with. He’s a risk taker, alright, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

If he has you impaled on his cock, if he's doing the fucking, then he can go a good 2 or three rounds. Otherwise, if he's using his toys on you and rubbing himself off as he does (or is rutting into your side), he can go 4, 5, maybe 6 rounds, or as many as you can last.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has so many toys it’s surprising that there are any left out there. He has a collection of them that’s specially reserved for you- dildos, vibrators, paddles, plugs, all of it. You never asked where he got them from, you’re usually too busy choking back moans and tears and whines while he works at your already sensitive sex.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

All this man does is string you along and tease you, especially once you’ve came once or twice and your nerves are highly strung. Overstimulation is his area of expertise and he loves fucking you before you’ve come down from your peak, dragging cries and whimpers out of you, listening you beg him to slow down, tell him it’s too much.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Kobra’s no moaner, oh no, he’s a whole other story. Every sound out of his mouth is either a praise of how good you’re taking him and how beautiful your body is writhing under him OR is him egging you on to cum for him, all over him. You’ll get a choked back grunt or moan from him, but otherwise he’s talking you through it with his sweet, syrupy voice.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s really into electric play- tasers, shocks, all of it. He loves how it makes your back arch and your breath catch in your throat, unable to speak anything until the volts circulate out of you. Once they do, you’re a sputtering mess. His taser is one of his closest friends in the bedroom, and he loves to use it on you. Don’t worry, he’s always careful with it.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Under his tight, sun bleached jeans, expect to see a solid 7.5 inches of thin, veiny cock, attached to a wiry thin frame. His arms are especially toned- all he does is shoot, hack, fuck, and tinker.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Kobra doesn’t have too high of a sex drive. If anything, he’s more dependent on your sex drive to get down and dirty. Sometimes though, you’ll catch him at just the right moment- say something snarky or bend over a bit too far reaching for something tucked under a table- and he’ll snap like a tense cable. Before you know it, you’ll be sandwiched between him and the wall, gasping for air between kisses.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

By the end of his performance manipulating your body and bending you backwards for his entertainment, he knocks out pretty quickly. He always falls asleep with his head buried in the crook of your neck, breathing in your smell, arms wrapped around you. At the end of it all, you’re his safe space.

aghhhhhhh I loved writing this one! idk I picture Kobra as a sort of freaky little scientist lol.

got a few good ones on the stove rn!

Note: This is mostly from comics written by Winick, as I refuse to acknowledge most of n52. Feel free to add more, though!

Note2: This post was originally formatted in a different way, as I foolishly forgot about the image limit.

Blades

1— His iconic dagger!

Can cut through stone, and most of Batman's gear. It's been heavily debated what kind of knife it is; wether a kris, a parrying dagger, or a third secret thing.

2— The blades he gives Mia to defend herself!

I'm not sure what kind of blade they are, they vaguely look like wakizashis? Their size varies from panel to panel so idk😔

3— The katana for the 'duel' with Oliver!

4— And to link with the next section, the exploding katana!

Yes, it's a katana that explodes. Jason baits Oliver into holding it.

Explosives

— First of all, he blows up many many things and it's not specified what exactly he uses. So the unspecified explosives that only appear as a cool fireball panel get a bullet point.

5— The jumble of explosives in the Final Confrontation™️, we can see some dynamite, C4...

6— Bomb in a crate

7— Small bomb. Not lethal!

8— Bigger bomb. Yes lethal.

9— Continuing with this absolute icon: the bomb under the Batmobile (should I capitalize that?)

10— Small Rocket, used against Brick

11— Grenade?

12— Small, cylinder-shaped explosives. Detonated upon impact?

13— Small explosive that attaches to flat surfaces, used against Mr Freeze

14— Grenade.

15— Molotov Cocktail

16— Enough C4 to destroy a whole building, modded so it explodes if its temperature reaches one point, countering Batman's method of freezing bombs.

17— My absolute favorite, the exploding helmet!

Even if it's listed under 'explosives', it's also an important piece of technology in the Red Hood's arsenal.

Firearms

18, 19— The guns in the wall from Annual #25, there's surely more.

20— Machine guns hidden in crates!

21— Machine guns hidden in cars!

22— Rocket launcher, used against Black Mask

23— Even more hidden machine guns! This time in an electricity pole.

24— Machine gun (also hidden, but surprisingly not attached to anything)

25— Handgun👍

26— AK-47, you know the panel from where it's from

27— Submachine guns, I think 🙂

28— When out of ammo he uses his guns as blunt weapons, which I wanted to note

Tasers

29— The nazi-killing taser

30— The reason for the creation of this post! The grapple line taser! Attach it to a grapple line and it will shock whoever is connected to it. Noticed it in a reread of utrh and needed people to see it

31— Bonus: the bat-symbol taser. Iconic enough to be here.

Tech & Surveillance

32— Monitor and microphone?

33, 34— cameras :)

35— thing to see the feed of the cameras

36, 37— phones :)

38— his little tech den in #650

39, 40— computers :)

41— whatever this thing is

42— The surveillance device that looks like he taped a canon camera to his face

43— Wiretaps!

44— Bugs!

He also has his evil lair in B&R2009 bugged.

Miscellaneous

45— Does his crowbar count

46— smoke bomb!!

47— Injectable adrenaline. He just has that in his utility belt.

48— His batmobile-evade suit.

49— Is saying his belt buckle mean

50— Unspecified poison! Goodbye Egon

51— This thing that attaches to its target and launches them off

Not pictured:

The fancy wound dressing he gives onyx to patch up the shoulder wound he inflicted (I forgot to screenshot 💔)

Also, he has this whole hq-ish thing in Annual #25

(Edit: That rectangle in the gun wall kinda looks like an anti-drone gun now that I think abt it)