I’m Not Human

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

Best sticker

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

Never forget what they took from us.