kimm

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

i think that whenever you sleep you should wake up with a full health bar

can i talk to you in the woods about something

i love that ellie is such a quintessential grumpy nerd and the movie doesn’t frame it as something she needs to change or soften to be better loved. it’s sooo stupid simple but also the narrative cherishing an asian girl who’s a grumpy nerd with nerd™️ dialogue and doesn’t “make up for it” by being sexy or feminine or girlboss is a rare, rare combination. she’s just herself and that’s wonderful. that’s all the film needed to love her

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

shazam, but for people's intentions

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

*Louis Armstrong voice* And I think to myself 😏 what the actual fuck? 😌

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

so there's this parallel universe. we're calling it "maybe". there are no ways to get there