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the nfl just announced that hudson williams and connor storrie will be fucking raw at the superbowl halftime show

shawty with a flat affect got the whole club misinterpreting

call my girl alfred the way she hitch on my cock. it’s psycho the way she hitch on my cock. she hitch on my cock til I get vertigo. she hitch her cock in my rear window. she hitch on my cock til I’m spellbound. call her rebecca the way she hitch on my cock. she hitch on my cock til i know too much. hm. she’s hitched on my cock like a rope on a lifeboat. uh. it’s notorious how she hitch on my cock. call her marnie the way she… she hitch on my cock in 39 steps… call my girl capricorn the way I’m under her… while she hitches my cock. til I get stage fright. um. my lady hitch on my cock and then vanishes. um. the birds.

imagine meeting your soulmate and your chemistry is so transcendental that it brings the entire entertainment industry and world at large to its knees. how do you even comprehend that