I am so thankful that books & reading exist

jobs for people who aren't a real person?

when i grow up i want to be lucy westenra, the cold little vampire bride, sound asleep in my glass coffin until it’s time to expel blood all over an old priest or whatever

did you guys know that when you read something that is so difficult to understand at first that it fatigues you, if you keep on reading it does actually get easier to understanding? that the fatigue is actually your brain forming new pathways and even if you stop reading that pathway remains there half built waiting for you to return? did you know? have you told people about this?

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription