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• introduction

Diavolo is a fan-favourite character of hit manga and anime adaptation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 Golden Wind (Vento Aureo). But if you're reading this I assume you already know a lot about this man and simply want an explanation. I have many point but let's start with the surface layer, visual appearance.

• ugly ass clothes

What the fuck is this halloween decoration babadook lookin league of legends player doing completely lathered in the most appalling purple and pink fabrics one could possibly imagine. Fuck colour theory I guess. Texture, design, shape oh everything araki was building up fashion wise in that part was crushed instantly - and not just with Diavolo - Doppio's fuckass design too. Hair. Doppio's criss-cross applesauce ahh updo is NOT it, and in pink? Please. Diavolo's hair has the potential to be a scene masterpiece on any other character but no, give it to the man who's apparently trying to conceal his identity, our brains are NOT thinking. Crusty musty rotten watermelon lookin man. The freckles make me nauseous it's just so so wrong and don't get me started on the horror show which is Diavolo's eyes. Green + Pink + Purple + GOLD ACCESSORIES =burn it please oh please burn that fit. Tatted up with a damn TAILCOAT is... unique. Doppio is no better, still has those weird purple pants with the gold thingies, take that sweater off it already had a disgustingly designed hole smack bang in the center come on you're a grown man WITH A CHILD. Which I'll get to in my next segment. My point is Diavolo and Doppio are chopped shit.

• personality(s)

I won't even start on how this is terrible rep for actual DID because hey, it's fiction 🙂. BUT why does Diavolo talk to Doppio like that??? Self love I guess... "Mmh~ my cute Doppio~" STFU especially with that voice that sounds like the actual personification of a cheese grater. That freak has a whole ass teenage child btw. A whole Trish Una. Poor poor Donatella why were you anywhere near that creature. Who is the kid's parent? Diavolo? Doppio? Yeah I know it's Doppio but please why does he act like that? Who would fuck that guy? He is quite literally a mistake. Least evil villain but very much deserving of the eternal death loop he is such a bum. Oh yeah, the one good thing you did you tried to KILL. 1. Sells drugs to kids 2. Head of the biggest criminal organisation in Italy and possibly the world 3. Fucked up my goat Polnereff 4. Attempted to kill Trish (his daughter btw). Nothing fills me with more joy that knowing I canonically gave Diavolo a slow and painful death.

• everything else.

Named after a band nobody knows. Come on, King Crimson doesn't suuuck but WHY IS RISOTTO THE ONE WITH METALLICA?? Main villain got King Crimson over METALLICA. Scarier stand design so far A+ for intimidation I only wish Yoshikage Kira got it instead of this undeserving man who looks like a crayon drawing of an icecream. Squiggly hairline gtfo you're 'The Boss' so act like it and have a normal hairline like a normal person. The eyeballs on that stand are worse than his own. The fucking teeth. WHAT am I looking at I'm actually going to piss myself there is nothing appealing about that freak of nature. I could go on and on and on and on and on and I have a zillion times I've ranted about how much I hate him so so so so so often I am HIS arch nemesis. Sort of guy to absolutely stank yet people headcannon him with colognes and sexy stereotypical mafia boss type shit. No Diavolo would cry if he has to work a 9-5. Diavolo would throw a tantrum if his speedrun was interrupted. He probably spends all La Squadra's funding on the battlepass that's why they're so broke. There is nothing to smile about I can't make this up.

Okay that's enough for today.