Mansion for Sale

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

it's actually really messed up to think about how many passions and hobbies that define people's lives and careers haven't actually been around for large amounts of human history, and only emerged in the last couple centuries. you're a cinephile or filmmaker? that didn't exist. you like cars or trains or rockets or planes? didn't exist. video games are like what. 40-to-50 years old in the commercial home system sense. there's only been like, 3 generations since then. the internet goes without saying. oh my god why is it all so new.

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage