What is this gonna do to the anthropology scene?

Benoit Blanc seems like he'd be very good at smooth sharking others but also incredibly smooth sharkable himself

Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time

Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me

I’ve discovered that spawning in a cherry blossom biome in Minecraft will leave you with so many pink flower based ground litter bits that you’ll be struggling to figure out what to do with them. My current plan is to breed a very large army of white sheep and individually dye them all pink but that’s only a band aid solution really.

I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

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