patches

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

yall gotta stop talking abt screen adaptations before that little french boy ends up playing palamedes

how are watersports a kink ive been hear about it recently and its so confusing?? how is something as oddly specific as watersports a kink are you attracted to jet skis? water skiing??? DOING IT on a boat? am i missing something

why is this getting notes im worried what did i stumble upon

it’s piss buddy

my god

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

the polyamorous sadist would like you all to organize yourselves into a wack-a-mole type arrangement

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you