Gorgeous Chaos

Lmao the Dwight quote😂

Honestly I'm pretty sure MGTOW and Incels themselves don’t even know what the fuck they’re talking about at this point. 

I fucking loved this book

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

Finger her until it starts dripping down her thighs

❤️

Call her filthy things with your fingers inside of her.

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out