i DO even

holy shit i think this is my coworker’s goat!!!! it recently was arrested. goat got drunk (my coworker is in a frat) and was wandering around San Marcos causing a raucous 

Omg this is makes this 10x more hilarious

Apparently that was a different goat, which means including the goat at tim hortons, a total of three goats have been arrested recently.

Generally how I have to be removed from a brunch buffet. 

In the middle ages, animals were treated as people by the legal system. A group of rats were once on trial for eating a bunch of a farmer’s crops. A rooster was once put on trial for laying the “heinous and unnatural act” of laying an egg.

Second person in this chain of reblogs does not recognize Australian police cars, clearly. We’ve got an international goat crime problem here.

“international goat crime problem”. LET THEM ROAM FREE

if i had to describe myself to someone i think i’d show them that article on “How to Stop Procrastinating” that’s been sitting in a browser tab for the past 8 months waiting for me to read it

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

Except Flareon. Seriously don't be Flareon.

Why did you get a job as a barista? Were you forced to drink coffee as a kid? Did some recruit you to work at the coffee shop? Do you make coffee outside of work? Does making coffee at work effect the way you make coffee at home? If you like coffee so much you should make it for free. You should give me a sample of your coffee so I know I like it. Is being a barista empowering? Do you do it because you love coffee or just for the $? I’ve always wanted to be a barista, but I’d charge $10,000 lol. Did you know that there are hundreds of thousands of underage baristas forced against their will to make coffee? You making coffee is aiding in a system of oppression. The coffee industry is oppressive. Ban coffee drinkers. Save the baristas. End demand for lates.

Omg this

It’s funny because I had sex and liked weird kinky shit before doing sex work, but i actually hated coffee and never drank it until working the four am opening shift at Starbucks for a whole summer.

Selling coffee beans, next thing you’re selling kidneys!! Close all coffee shops!! I am not against barristas, just the coffee industry!! I do not have any idea how barristas are gonna survive but my personal fee-fees and morals are more important than pesky details like that!!

I just don’t think people should drink coffee unless they really love it… you shouldn’t sell coffee. Coffee should come from the heart :))))

Exactly.  Coffee should only be exchanged when two or more people truly love each other, not for capitalistic profits in a monolithic industry that benefits white men!

Would yall shut the fuck up this is my source of income I made that fucking coffee it isn’t gonna be free fuck you guys I hope yall spill hot coffee right on your dick tips.

The people reblogging thinking this is about ACTUAL COFFEE give me life

OH MY GOD LOL

Omggggg

Honestly though, realy talk: all of the terrible things that are said to inevitably happen to sex workers have happened to me at every coffee job I’ve ever had and they’ve been more violent, more humiliating, scarier and I’ve had less help offered to me.  Everything was happened AT WORK while I was on the clock and literally NOTHING happened as a result of me filing a complaint. Coffee treats anyone who isn’t a white dude like donkey shit…especially its female employees.  I do sex work, because coffee was my first job. I know this was a joke, but the comparison should really be explored.  I would venture to say that the exploitation in coffee of its employees and the farmers it bleeds to fuel its industry are about as vile as the black market sex trade that everyone mistakes for choice based sex work.  Like really, think about how condescending you’re being when you ask sex workers stupid questions about why we do what we do.    

Show bean bb Tokens after

Reach into the void and it will reach back

Pants-Cat

Not this again…..I’m laughing so hard.

holdontoyoursanity