melissa / mayhem

updated my site now that i’m not all huffs&puffs .... posting here is an effort in futility what with being shad0wbanned but .....come hang out elsewhere. https://www.instagram.com/p/CN8k5rgnMz7/?igshid=902nve89ji5w

true story. shutting it down cuz i don’t like it. https://www.instagram.com/p/CN3-N95nt4c/?igshid=kiiuzpn4s5tt

plz serve up a cold shoulder joke. https://www.instagram.com/p/CNbZZV0neld/?igshid=1kde94gth1zlh

stabbed with ambrosia or whatever. https://www.instagram.com/p/CNbTeZqHwXF/?igshid=uw438kcg2fs2

BY THE WAY: BE A MENSCH AND GET STABBY cuz you can drive right up RIGHT NOW https://www.instagram.com/p/CNawc84nrH_/?igshid=1fwzd2hx75m2t

true story: 0nlyF1anZ 🍮 also largely based on photographs. you can check there too. melissamayhem.com either way, feeling entitled to free shit isn’t gonna be pleasing. https://www.instagram.com/p/CNQnH40nop2/?igshid=1m551sz6fjo7a

air raid https://www.instagram.com/p/CNLT66GHeEd/?igshid=148fblqohxd8u

today was a lovely time to renew my @plannedparenthood membership & make a donation. do it for whatever reason gets you off; my reason is actually unrelated to planning, parenting, or anything like that. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMvm6XQD05U/?igshid=vnyamu40eywp

hanging out, being a scumbag in my room, et cetera melissamayhem.com https://www.instagram.com/p/CMtBPdcD7O0/?igshid=6f26fpbnyom2

her name is Nemesis. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMq7qsNjVXo/?igshid=oe7tprf7ol01

i had to crop out a lot of what this pic actually includes. THX IG. melissamayhem.com https://www.instagram.com/p/CMq7CksDMAe/?igshid=198ulavqp8xi3

playing with shadows the other night after noticing this amazing silhouette whilst reading trash on my 📱 was a nice surprise https://www.instagram.com/p/CMnyvhHjDfh/?igshid=14xjlb8zzhe96

srs bizness at melissamayhem.com https://www.instagram.com/p/CMnw2X9jNc3/?igshid=zokyvneymuuv

hairy palms don’t inspire murder, i promise. ..... it might even be a bonus during winters. ✋ https://www.instagram.com/p/CMngzqvjknv/?igshid=1gwxfd24reti4

Tuesday #TOES day https://www.instagram.com/p/CMghXpEDwfu/?igshid=3dc0xrc35fhn

i posted a photo & it was taken down by the IGbasedG0ds. it included not much more than *this* amount of exposure. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMeTSo0HJie/?igshid=u408vvcshnb6

i did everything to ensure this is the opposite of anything IG could flag as inappropriate but 🤷🏼‍♀️ let’s see what happens. ... head to melissamayhem.com for some quick pix from the other day https://www.instagram.com/p/CMeSVgIHDLH/?igshid=jc7gso6etlm7