bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave
not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys
if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life
Don’t hide that in the tags @thevastness

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it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time
we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
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in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches
dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending
walter white was really like. yes my wife is 12 years younger than me. yes we met while she was still in undergrad and had a baby together when she was 23 and I was 35. yes my best and only friend is a 20something yr old addict who used to be my high school student. no this does not say anything about me as a person.
My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then
update:
Great update

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I need to get laid (starts running
this is great. slowly we will build a house