you have survived 100% of your hard days. that is a genuinely perfect record and i think you should sit with that for a minute

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.

Kind of sad the stamps probably costs a schoolteacher's entire paycheck for this exercise

... why did she lowkey make it gayer

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

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