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Dick: so huh funny seeing you here

Jason, lowk panicking: rIgHt.

Dick, concerned: hey u good man?

Jason, high key panicking: yEaH.

Jason: um wag1 my g?

Dick:

Dick: what the fuck

Jason: whats- what's popping?

Dick: what

Jason: fuck I meant um fancy- um- fancy seeing yo's yung blood about and that

Dick, confused asf: are you- are u British?

Jason, feeling it now: fuck yeah!

Dick: i- are you- are you sure?

Jason, channeling his inner Alfred: yeah... mate?

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Currently, I'm in no financial position to donate or help out of pocket— but I can offer my service, that is to draw. You don't even have to necessarily look at my commission sheet, any amount will do to help people on another land. Just send me the receipt, and your requests.

The first weekend: Jason was not aware this was happening. He frantically puts his RH plans on pause. Ra's spends almost the entire time looking over Jason's shoulder as he does paperwork and telling him that he's doing it wrong. They physically fight at least twice.

Second weekend: Jason is still surprised Ra'a showed up; thought Ra's would've managed to get out of this by now. Jason is trying to make dinner and Ra's finds it very funny to wander around the kitchen and be mildly in the way. Jason tells him to go do "old people stuff." This somehow results in both of them becoming deeply engrossed in Spanish soap operas until 4 am.

When your LITTLE brother stops being little (relatable)

Y'all ever think about how bright a future Jason had? He had so many hopes and dreams, that's why I don't subscribe to the modern idea he was always going to grow up to be a villain, he was just a kid!!

It doesn’t!!! even stand!! for anything!!!

“PATH is downtown Toronto’s enclosed pedestrian walkway linking 29 kilometres of shopping, services and entertainment connecting Toronto Coach Terminal to Maple Leaf Square/Air Canada Centre. The Acronym (PATH) does not stand for anything - just signals that there is a pathway.”

I’m not exaggerating about the part without a ceiling:

and like this

and like this

and like this

Here’s an entrance to the PATH at Union

And here’s another- also at Union

And here’s another a few blocks away, though tbh I have never been able to enter here because it always seems to be locked, no matter how much I want Wendy’s that day. 

And you’d think these mixed aesthetics would make it easier to navigate, or at least figure out where you are, but again, there are over 70 different entities designing this shit and not one original thought between them. So while you may well know when you step from one property to the next, whatever the look of your current section it’s more than likely they’re a nigh identical section somewhere further just to confound your mortal sense. 

So here the cosmic forces are assholes.

Sheila is their favourite Sim and they like to watch her suffer and make shitty decisions.

so they bring her back to life each time she dies with a deal:

"Make up for this thing you did in your past life and we'll let you die."

Except each time she does some other shitty thing and returns. (She progressively does worse and worse things while focusing on fixing that one mistake.)

And that's why Jason was bought back.

So Sheila could reconcile with him and be a good mother.

Now during lost days she too came up from the grave as a zombie but instead of the Lazarus pit reviving her. She was found by some creep and forced to play the obedient housewife.

However, she slowly regains some of her autonomy/free will and grows resentful of her kidnapper who she eventually kills in a rage.

Now with her brain totally rotted and no kidnapper to order her around she had nothing but the gut instinct of hundreds of years as a con artist and the cosmic feeling of needing to be a good mother to guide her.

So, logically she begins to kidnap children and to be their mother. The red hood investigates this, goes after her, recognises her and apprehends her. (She didn't hurt any of the children and the guy she did kill was a known abuser so no need to kill her.)

But unbeknownst to him, she recognised him (thanks to cosmic cues) and thus became determined to find him and reunite with him as mother and son.

Thus she becomes a recurring redhood villain fashioned after 1950s housewives.

A few slap stick focused stories later she gets her memories back but keeps the hunt up regardless but with a more grounded and rational approach.