what the fuck is up kyle

The only reason that I'd want to have a popular tumblr blog is that I could tell people pointless opinions about movies when my friends stop texting me back

Just watched the creator, basically the plot of overwatch

Hey guys, like my 50 hats? Bet you're jealous huh? Bet you wish you wish you had 50 hats huh? Bet you wish a goofy man wearing one of the 50 hats would slingshot his way to you with magic rubber powers and bring you on an adventure that first you're unsure about but theres just something about his confidence and smile (and one of the 50 hats) that convinces you that maybe this adventure is worth it? Maybe after all this time you've been waiting for someone to come save you and convince you that theres more to the life you live right now, following him will bring freedom and you start to believe him when hes says he'll be king of the pirates, even though that's crazy, you cry, he places his hat (one of 50) on you're head.

Nooo give me a hat? How do I get a hat? I'm only on tumblr to check up on one piece

Please guys I've been on this website since 2014, what does horse plinko mean? Im so tired and old just tell me

I thought the post+ protest was a joke? I even wrote it down in my diary 'today tumblr made a very funny joke'. I even laughed at it later that night!