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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@kanarazuni
"Hm? You don't wanna keep pushing? But honey, you need to, you need to keep pushing for our baby. You don't want to because I'm holding it in? That shouldn't matter. You're strong enough to push it out despite that. Just push hard, push hard just like that. No, I'm not stopping you from giving birth hon- if you can't get it out with my hand right here, that's your own fault."
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thinking about screaming in pain and fear as i clutch the sheets while i give birth to the massive head. it burns and hurts and doesn’t stop even when the head comes out, i need to finish giving birth NOW.
mayternity day 16: angel & demon
i don't draw much sweet art but these two came to me in a dream (O3O)
mayternity day 9: siren
birthing multiples should have 12+ hours of a break in between each baby. that way you can sleep, eat, rest... and your body resets entirely. so each birth starts from scratch. you have to dilate again, stretch again, push the baby down again, all as if you hadn't given birth before. each labor is just as long as the last. birthing triplets or more quickly becomes a week-long ordeal <3
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Reblog if you have a breeding/pregnancy kink but don't have and never want kids. Bonus points if you post monster/horror stuff and/or things outside the standard fpreg
i get all the bonuses
What about a society where the gods talk to people but only when the baby is in the birth canal, so the longer the time it takes from a bulge in the cunt to the baby out the better... But the gods know when ppl are holding the baby in and punish the person in labor by stalling the labour until they apologize. Is that anything?
this is EVERYTHING...
heavily religious society that takes advantage of every minute of birth to communicate with the gods. pregnant people sent dozens and dozens of letters for questions the townspeople have for the gods. everyone expected to spend their entire labor being the communicator for everyone, going through the letters and getting answers.
but it must be the natural length of their labor... if they are caught holding it in, the gods reset their birth and vanish, refusing to communicate with this person again until their next birth (or ever, for less forgiving gods). people who get cut off are socially outcast, treated as failures, sometimes even jailed if they were being relied on by enough people or for important enough things.
eventually, the townspeople figure out ways to lengthen labor naturally without it angering the gods. things like intentionally breeding for big babies, trying to avoid going into labor so they go as overdue as possible, taking herbal medicines to delay the onset of contractions, trying to maximize their chance of multiples... whatever they can.
religious leaders are all breeders, of course. they spend as much time as possible giving birth, getting bred as soon as each litter is out. many were blessed with the genes for high order multiples, using this to increase the amount of time spent birthing. it becomes an art form, maximizing the efficiency of the questions so that you can get as much value from the gods as possible in as short a time as possible, of course while birthing as long as possible <3
As far as vaguely realistic, non-yucky explanations for how intestines being repurposed for eggpreg works, how’s “the egg is laid by a parasitic species so the shell is extremely thick and chock-full of enough nutrients that as it is gradually digested, it gives 100s of calories and tons of vitamins daily, just enough to keep the host living”
Like don’t get me wrong I love fat bitches and fat preg but there’s something about the host of a parasite getting deathly malnourished and so thin that what they’re carrying looks grotesque and massive and too big for their feeble body to even lug around
what is the worst place to give birth? i'm running out things to draw and could use some inspiration .·°՞(˃ ᗜ ˂)՞°·.
Ok I haven't drawn any stuffing for a while so here u go
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Stuck on a time loop on the day they give birth, after a few repeats they give birth practically everywhere possible and figure out that all they have to do is not have the kid that day. Easy! Right?
They give birth sobbing 15 times after realizing how hard it is to not push. Eventually they give up and spend all day in the tights boxers they can with a plug in their pussy
TIME LOOP BIRTH IS SO GENIUS
colorsed him also. hashtag lighting
Okay so 1. Your blog is hot and 2. Trans guys getting impregnated to look more like bears
An easy idea. Unknowingly admiring a bear hairy with fat pecs. Huge belly- round and looks heavy too. Being a perv and him asking you if you wanna feel. So you do- only to freeze when something smacks against your palm from inside his belly. Slowly looking back up to find his eyes before he grins and asks whats wrong? You were so keen on calling him "daddy" weren't you? Just make sure you put more emphasis on it this time... 🐻
there's something so sexy about extreme pain during birth. screaming, shrieking, groaning, unable to stay quiet. sobbing, tears running down their face, eyeliner smearing, gasping for air. writhing and twisting when the contractions hit. kicking at the nurses or their partner or whoever else may be there. getting the urge to get up and run away from it all. begging for help, for mercy, for death, for anything that'll make it stop. dry heaving and hyperventilating. jerking away from being touched or just pulling back in general when the burning comes. all of it is so good. the intimacy, vulnerability, rawness of it all... it's irresistible
it will always be funny to post the horniest most niche and unwholesome kink art and have a very normal person account interact with it XD
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Solarhill May-ternity
Day 15: Size Difference
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mayternity day 14 - monster & day 15 - size difference
i was going to only draw women this month but i like an emo trans boy for the monster prompt (030)
the bad side of dating an eldritch terror (or the good side if ur like that teehee)
i'll try to reblog without the blanket to see if it posts this way
