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elementary • 114 — the only thing anyone can predit about people with 100% certainty is that they’ll change

i love their new album.

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Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

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Are you getting that bombardment of tweets?

Andy Samberg on Wearing Silk Boxers and Being Naked in Public

Rest In Peace Professor.

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Then putting his finger on what he had written, he turned to his class and said, ‘A mathematician is one to whom that is as obvious as that twice two makes four is to you.’

It turns out that the best Janet was the Janet that was inside Janet all along.

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QED – thank fucking god the proof is over