A Stranger In Paradise

survival of the fittest soon you small handed weaklings will die out

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

I was not expecting this

they have really good art too

…and that’s how I met your mother.

Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav

The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite

C3PO going face down was what got my reblog omg

if shitposting isnt a coping mechanism for the ages then what is

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too! 12:01am- I killed a man once

british person: wot is ur fauvourouriute coulourur? x me: chill

72th

the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars