Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
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Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

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the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^
Mixed feedback from the little headmates, but I'll take what I can get.
Funny things that Mama had said to it:
'few possess such deep wisdom as you, my daughter'
'oki yay'
'you should add that to the Tumblr post'
-Mama
'baby I'm going to snort you like a line of coke'
(anime yearning gif)
'finally.. I've fed baby so many drugs that relationship with swenits has never been worse.. now for you to cum I have to snap your neck..'
'you're so baby you wouldn't even get pregnant if I raped you. that's how little you are.'
'diaper and drugs arrive at the same time this is the transfem experience'
As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?
Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

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#had to get a bunch of blood tests at Planned Parenthood and the lady said “you take pain so well”#And I was like flustered despite not really being into masochism at all#like c'mon that's scene dialog
utterly unerotically today the ultrasound tech told me "wow you have such a full bladder... thank you!"
Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone
Repost, now do your honors.
settling into something casual 💋💋
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heres the full lessa selfie at 2x resolution
ngl im really proud of my artstyle for being able to downscale to a 132x177 image without any real loss of readability 😍

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some days i feel overwhelming grief for the fact that i never got to be a teenaged girl
i should have been an awkward tomboy slowly figuring out she's a lesbain and crushing on my best friend but instead i was crushed into nothing by feelings i couldn't even point to
Had to share
It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble
It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

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so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?
turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".
turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.
but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.
now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.
anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.
remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:
because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women