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you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.
you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.
you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.
you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.
you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.
you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.
you have to be kind. you have to be kind.
each others scars
This is disgustingly long, I’m so sorry, I yap.
*(Please skip to the end at least, if you can’t be bothered with all that)*
Don’t know how much longer you’re interested in answering Vampires questions, so I’m putting it all here.
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Main thing: How much of what we heard of V!Pyro’s backstory is accurate? I know they initially “lied” about not killing Czeslaw, but was the rest of it true?
Was Pyro actually an outcast in the city? Did their parents genuinely not care about them? (Based on another ask I saw answered, I’m inclined to believe yes). Did the “other lads” actually treat them poorly/never stand up for him?
Similarly, did they really have no proper support network in their life? No close friends or family? No one from the city that actively tried to help them? Did everyone see the tormenting and turn a blind eye? Pyro was just… alone and powerless?
Or did V!Pyro just not notice people supporting him? Or didn’t think they were doing enough/were able to do enough to help him?
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The second thing is: When Pyro talks about going back to the Capital and getting back at those that wronged him, is he talking about killing or turning them? If it’s turning, why?
If he thinks they wronged him, why would he share what he considers a gift (or has convinced himself is one)? Is it actually a subconscious belief that having vampirism forced on them (like he did) is a punishment? Something to cause suffering?
I feel like these are the super important questions for any character analysis.
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I wanted to also say that I really love Jack Von Pyroscythe! He is a super special character to me, especially if his backstory is true. I think he’s written in a very humanizing way (ironically). Suffering through trauma and isolation, without any clear paths out.
Resorting to violence when they finally just can’t stand the pressure anymore, giving up their personal autonomy when things get harsh, and then lashing out again when they once again find themself trapped in an unjust system.
He’s just so Ashdifitjtnnfnfm- Honestly, I think he deserved to crash out harder <3
Anyways… VAMPRIS VAMPRIS VAMPRIS— just kidding!
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THE FINAL THING: I found your content through Vampires (and have since watched all of your videos, more than once), and man I love it! It’s a good example of probably the main challenge with entertainment jobs, that it’s so dependent on luck and exposure. The fact that you aren’t more popular, more well known, is a travesty. From the pacing of your videos, to your humor, to the storytelling you put into your work; it’s all just delightful!
I’ve been binging your Vods too, but I can rarely actually catch a Livestream ;-; Unfortunately you’re usually live at about 5am where I live. Which is either too late to stay up, or very early to wake up. Though I think I’m gonna try to readjust my schedule to catch at least a few streams a month.
Uhhh, long, over complicated ask done. Have a very good day/night, thank you so much for everything you do, can’t wait to watch your next MCC!!!!
Hi there! Thanks for giving so much of a fuck about vapris and my stupid chud scholar. to answer a couple of your questions, i'd say his backstory is correct. his needs were neglected, and those who were directly meant to support him (parents/family) put him under immense pressure to succeed while distancing him whenever he didnt. the system for his parents worked in a way wherever he succeeded, he was rewarded with love, and whenever he failed to meet their standards, he was distanced. while they may have expected him to therefore strive for excellence, he actually wallowed in the intense isolation that he faced. one interesting thing you've brought up which i've been ruminating on a lot is the fact that he DID have people trying to support him! ren, martyn, sausage (despite his behaviour) all tried to help! even drift tried to help, but through a combination of fear of scott, and a desire to be in control of his own life, refused to take any help small note, my imagination for what going back to the capital would look like would be as follows: 1. selectively target and kill those who wronged him in a brutal, perhaps even sadistic way, ensuring to end their lives with a hint of how they wronged him (perhaps mutilating ears, as he believed he was never listened to, eyes for how they weren't seen) 2. as his list dwindles, he expands his horizons, and is perhaps caught in the act. as the city begins to hunt him down, he is forced to then kill humans on sight, unless he is stopped by some external body such as another vampire or specialised vampire hunters. 3. if he succeeds, he depopulates the entire city, either through directly killing the population or through forcing people to evacuate, as they have no other choice i am so tired writing this so please enjoy deciphering!
i’ve seen a lot of people talking about the pacing of iron lung, and i kinda think that people are overlooking that the pacing is the point.
movies right now are absolutely terrified of silence. every spare second is crammed with motion and noise and information. there’s always something new to look at, something new to process. look here. now here. don’t blink. don’t breathe. it’s constant stimulation. there’s no room left for a moment to land before the next one is already gone.
there’s good sci fi horror out there that do silence and restraint well. i can immediately think of under the skin, annihilation, and ex machina. sometimes the silence is the point. personally i think iron lung works in that lineage.
this isn’t a movie that will let you sit there and passively consume. this is a movie full of visual and audial clues waiting for you to unravel them. this is a movie that wants you to notice your breathing. to feel the silence press in until it’s oppressive.
isolation is the movie. it’s you alone with your thoughts, with time stretching and warping, with nothing to distract you from the constant dread creeping in. it’s not the monsters out there that you’re afraid of. not the constant drip, drip, drip of impending doom. but you, alone, in an endless sea of red.
can you count your breaths in the silence? can you hear your heart beating in your ears? can you live with yourself?
that’s iron lung to me.

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does vampires!Pyro have any siblings or is he an only child? i assumed he is an only child because I figure he might have mentioned a sibling by now but the idea that a wealthy family would disinherit its only son feels like a crazy move if they don't have a backup plan for inheritance. Just so curious love your character sm thinking about his backstory
He is the only child, which makes disinheriting him all the more shocking. His parents would rather dissolve their wealth than give it to him one day.
so I heard that we're doing a VSMP college au
my favourite moment of the smp so far ^_^
Pyro :] tits out for scott
anyway with that now ive drawn all the vampires and also a puppy ^_^

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Do you think you’ll have to fight Avid for Scott
i think at this point v!pyro is pretty all-in with scott, but in regards to the creature, we'll have to see
This poor man can’t catch a break…
Two out of four done (if I done cave and update to the new designs…)
He can’t let him die No, not again, not on his watch Stitch b͢y st͝it̶ch̛ tìl̷̛ļ̴͘ ͜t̀h͠e ̡w͏ò͞u̷nd̡ ̛s͡t̕͏o͠҉ps̶̛̕ b̸̛͈̮͇̜͟l̷͚̦̺̰̠̣͍̹̫̬̫̝̫̰̳̼̩̱͟͝é̶̸̵͔̗̱̳̣̩̦͓̩̭̼̝̞͟e̼̗̜̪̼̗̻̱̰̕͠d̶̨̡̲̰͉͙̝͙̲͚̕͡i̡̦̖̜͉̦͎͘͡n̴̫̝͔̮͈̹̭̞g̘̘̦̠̦̘͇͜ (thanks to @fear-is-nameless @hufflepufftrax @septic-heart-and-mind @yat-yay-every-day @septicart-appreciation and lovely anons who helped me with ideas for the lyrics!!) @therealjacksepticeye @pixlpit
WOAH THIS IS FUCKING BOMB
Woah! :O
(Reblogging this again cuz I enjoy listening to it)
Found this again- still a banger
Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.
#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically
Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

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