broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

while you guys use chatgpt to make decisions for you. im talking to holden caulfield. and hes telling me everything is phony

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement