broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile