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prawnlegs

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

prawnlegs

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

parliamentrook

deserves more

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darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

moveslikekeithrichards

i love it when cats lay there like a shrimp

moveslikekeithrichards

[ID: a quick sketch of a cat laying there like a shrimp, front legs tucked into its body and back legs outstretched together.]

heylibrarianlady

I often look like this

funnytwittertweets

atopcat

Lord of the Rings:

Vs.

Game of Thrones:

birdyyyyyy-deactivated20210721

"But where's that light coming from" BITCH IT'S FANTASY WHO CARES

mornington-the-crescent

the-tin-dog

Ok but also from a like, theatrical storytelling perspective, there’s a thing called “willful suspension of disbelief” which is basically the concept that in order to let ourselves be immersed and enjoy a story, we need to turn off our knowledge that it’s all fake anyway.

like yes, we all *know* it’s unrealistically bright for a night time war, but it needs to be so we can SEE the story being told, and the lighting designer used blue light to show it was night time. We KNOW that Sir Ian isn’t actually a wizard but we SUSPEND that DISBELIEF because we want to be entertained.

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tabellae-rex-in-sui

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

your-disobedient-servant

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

tabellae-rex-in-sui

Wish people still spoke like this in porn :/

your-disobedient-servant

Sade missed his calling as a sexual comedy writer

jaubaius

A collection of me turning into random objects.

zetrystan

Technically true.

zetrystan

He got the job.

zetrystan

He takes his job seriously.

orjanism

had the worst toast-buttering experience today

orjanism

@theindomitablerioghan artist rendition

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

OH SHIT Y'ALL IT'S PUSSY TUESDAY

harleyquincess

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thenatsdorf

Kitten loves baby. (via)

animusrox

Nickelodeon + 90′s Live Action Shows

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202

farmerzonly

from the updated intro to fight club by chuck palahniuk:

surprisebitch

happy pride

risingoflights

A vision, a dream.

sraithpics

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

sraithpics

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

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midshines

Current Mood: Crying While Watching Blue’s Clues Pride Song

midshines

simpsonizer-demigod-143

Just a reminder to also go support the video itself on YouTube (link) because that allows the creators to keep getting funding for stuff like this & lets nick know we definitely wanna continue seeing this

likorys-shimenawa

Link the and numbers missing from previous version.

disruptor

anyway, happy pride

christopheringx

You forgot the important one

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