Take your broken heart, make it into art

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

nightmare blunt rotation but it's the pwhl and the blunt is hilary knight

more like seattle torment

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him