ParkerRaccoon

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.