Sam has been standing at this window all day but still can't think of anything to proclaim.

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Sam has been standing at this window all day but still can't think of anything to proclaim.

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let’s be primitive horses with mama
[Image description: digital drawing of an adult horse and its foal running side by side. The design is based on the prehistoric cave painting depictions of horses. The background is solid yellow. End image description.]
He's actually so based
Cops can access your phone and all its contents through face and touch ID with a backdoor hack called “a cudgel to the back of the head”
knowing when not to open the comments is a skill
internet soft skills
not opening the comments
letting people be wrong
letting people be wrong about YOU
letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)
knowing when your input isn't needed
spotting bot comments
block button
blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them
"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

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why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean
Hi! I have an answer to this!
Your brain is focusing on the work you need to do and it has lost sight of the pleasure of having a clean and tidy space. That means that no matter how much work you do, the only result you feel is, 'that sucked, and it will suck again when I inevitably have to do it again in the future'. So you procrastinate this task that brings you no pleasure and it becomes even worse and more overwhelming the next time you have to do it
YOU CAN BREAK THIS CYCLE. Set a timer for 10 minutes. Pick a small and easily completeable task, like cleaning off one surface, picking things off the floor of one room, emptying the dishwasher, or emptying the sink of dirty dishes into the dishwasher. It needs to be something that takes very little brainpower. If you don't have anything that isn't totally overwhelming, dump your dirty laundry basket on the floor to pick back up as a practical exercise.
For this example, we're going to say emptying the dishwasher. Every time you put a dish away, stop and think to yourself, 'wow, so clean, so tidy.' I don't care if they go straight into the drying rack or in a pile on the counter or in a messy stack in the cupboard. So clean. So tidy. Do this until your timer goes off. At the end, I don't care if you finished. STOP CLEANING. Look at your work one final time and consider how much better it looks.
This reprograms your brain to feel pleasure from cleaning, and stops you from overworking and creating a trauma loop. If you do this every day for a week, you will see results. Even if you're doing hard, overtaxing cleaning alongside this, taking time to restimulate your brain to associate cleaning with pleasure and satisfaction will pay dividends. Once it starts feeling better to do, you can work in the same bite-sized chunks on doing these small tasks more regularly. My current one for example is immediately drying off knives I've washed and putting them away instead of letting them dry in the rack (better for keeping a sharp edge allegedly). I use this method for all the cleaning I struggle to accomplish and it really makes a difference.
at the combination ikea and taco bell. ordering a blåhaj blast
my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

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the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way
My silly addition that I hope brings a smile to OP's face. Art is a beautiful thing in every single form, and even my silly finger-drawn art deserves to be shared. I hope that people are inspired to keep drawing, regardless of their perceived "skill". Do makes you happy, y'all! Spread the humanity. 🧡
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.
#you get me
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
All the good faith that I had had had had no effect on the outcome of that sentence
[drawing of a blue koala on a brown branch saying “June is going to be a great month!” in a brown speech bubble on a light blue background.]

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by Iris Scott
Cheering you on every step of the way! 💫