what are you for

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

if penny wide was in the sewer i would simply not go down there

rip to georgie but i’m different

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

college is like [meets a rlly pretty woman] [meets an ugly man] [meets a loud man] [meets a woman with life-changing insight] [meets a man with no regard for other people] [meets a man who perceives himself as the smartest in the room] etc etc

go crazy. go stupid. that’s the power of Home Depot

People in their twenties be like. My interest include drugs. Drinking. Tv series. Uber eat. causing and then resolving Interpersonal issues

doctor said this with their stethoscope held over my heart

Ew I’m 22. What happened to being 18 19 20 21 I didn’t even have fun. I don’t even remember anything. I didn’t even get to be hot.

oh god im responsible for me