Dad

New Boots: When worn, gives +1 to Goofin’.

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

Op do you take constructive criticism????

no

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

But I’m not wearing socks??

i know some caring words that will put socks on you

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

i diagnose you with i love you

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

if jolene were taking my man i would simply kiss her

rip to dolly parton but i’m different